She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. So I asked, how come I had to give up stuff and not her. 'You think so much of golf that you don't even remember when we were married.' 'Of course I do, my dear, it was the day I sank that forty-foot putt.' Nigel and Stephen, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers; here you can see a photo taken while they are enjoying some night fishing while on holiday, with their wives, in Poitou-Charente, France, last year.She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. Slurping a large Bordeaux Supérieur, Nigel announces, 'I think I'm going to divorce my wife, she hasn't spoken to me in eighteen months.' Stephen downs his glass of the red wine thoughtfully and after a while responds, 'Think it over a bit more, Nige; women like that are hard to find.' A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counselling came up. My husband and I have a great relationship, 'the wife explained.' He was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts.
” The morning of the Anniversary Bill made sure Suzy would be the one to answer the door as he waited anxiously in the other room. ” Hollered Suzie angrily holding up his well thought out note, “Happy Anniversary You’re Number Two!
” The one thing that drove me absolutely crazy about my boyfriend Bill was the way he drove.
Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine.
He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time.
And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: ''Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months? Maybe he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of. Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy?
And Elaine is thinking: But, hey, I'm not so sure I want this kind of relationship, either.
A person who is in pain because of my self-centered, schoolgirl romantic fantasy.''Roger,'' Elaine says aloud.
And Elaine is thinking: maybe I'm just too idealistic, waiting for a Knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I'm sitting right next to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy being with, a person I truly do care about, a person who seems to truly care about me. ''Please don't torture yourself like this,'' she says, her eyes beginning to brim with tears.
Install new oil filter making sure to apply thin coat of clean oil to gasket first.
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Sure enough, I soon resigned myself to my fate, but I would still cringe all too often while on the road.