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There’s the story of thesmart women, let me explain.
No man goes out to a bar, to a nightclub, to a strip club for that matter to meet an intelligent woman.
She’s never been one to let something silly like a perceived rule that words should only continue to be said if followed by other words—that is, words that are different than ones said just before. That story is my parents’ favorite anecdote for a lot of things that describe my personality—mostly that I really don’t stop talking, , when I’m comfortable… I like all of those rules and they make sense to me. Like the time I got a ticket for driving in the left lane of a two-lane highway when I wasn’t passing someone.
It was midnight and there were no other cars on the road. (Someone out there agreed with me, that ticket was dismissed.) When it comes to , the rules are often equally arbitrary.
, a sociological examination of contemporary dating habits that includes a similar analysis of real text conversations between men and women.
"It was really surprising, the kind of bozo texts a lot of dudes send," Ansari said.
' Next morning a.m., ' I regret everything.'" Fallon was then tasked with a horrifyingly long first text that had Ansari howling before the host even began reading, let alone got to the really awful part.
"You look like a piece of good god, wrapped up in some have mercy and a side of MM! The pair then closed out the bit with a back-and-forth that started sweetly but proved when it comes to dating in the 21st century, in the age of auto-correct, everyone is Colonel Kurtz.
Picture this: a two-year-old in her car seat, merrily riding along happily babbling sentences – or wait – she’s just saying, “word,” over and over again.
She doesn’t know any other words, so she’s just talking. The ones that are important: wear a seatbelt in the car, brush your teeth every morning, never lose sight of your drink at the bar, don’t talk to strangers unless they’re cute enough…
Lots of us have been there at least once in our lives. We Lie to Each Other When you're attracted to someone it's normal to present a slightly embellished version of yourself since you want to be as desirable as possible.